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...can I redeem them for prizes at the front desk?

2007-08-07 01:47:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

And where am I supposed to keep them after saving them? My basement is getting kindof full.

2007-08-07 01:51:35 · update #1

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No, but if you make enough people gay you get a toaster oven.

Mine was pink.

2007-08-07 01:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 7 1

The "rewards" in heaven include these half dozen worthy "door prizes"...

1) Peace, -- in the knowledge that you did all you could to save them from hell.
2) Joy, -- if they DID end up, with you, in heaven, just as was promised!
3) Respect, -- because you passed the "test" of life on earth.
4) Gratitude -- of BOTH (4a) God and (4b) those you helped Him save, as well as those who loved those souls; because You obeyed God during your ONLY (ever) chance to freely choose disobedience, here on this testing-ground earth!
5) Satisfaction -- of a job well done! Knowing that you deserve the blessings of eternal Paradise with God.
6) Crowns -- which you'll be able to throw at the feet of the One who deserves ALL glory!!!

2007-08-07 10:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Actually only God can save sinners. He's just so good that He lets us join Him in the process. As for getting a prize, the Bible says...

2 Corinthians 5:10 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, so that each one may receive what is due for what he has done in the body, whether good or evil.

Revelation 20:11 Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. From his presence earth and sky fled away, and no place was found for them. 12 And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Then another book was opened, which is the book of life. And the dead were judged by what was written in the books, according to what they had done. 13 And the sea gave up the dead who were in it, Death and Hades gave up the dead who were in them, and they were judged, each one of them, according to what they had done. 14 Then Death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire. 15 And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.

Click on the Get Saved button @ http://web.express56.com/~bromar/ for more info.

2007-08-07 08:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0 3

I think you get a refund per sinner redeemed.

2007-08-07 08:54:25 · answer #4 · answered by Sookie 6 · 5 1

You get free skee ball game tokens. Noogins!

2007-08-07 09:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jerry Thunder 4 · 3 0

The gifts are pretty crappy. I heard that all Tammy Faye got was a broken slinky.

2007-08-07 08:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by BAnne 7 · 5 1

you are only required to save yourself
and the prize is eternal life

2007-08-07 08:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid little girl, you cannot save anyone, and if you think that you can, maybe you should seek some medical advice, and maybe even check yourself in, I think they have prizes there for people like you.

2007-08-07 09:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by sparkplug 4 · 0 3

Jesus is the only one who saves. You must be helping satan keep them lost.
Jesus has a reward and its eternal life in Heaven.
Satans reward is eternal life in Hell.
Which do you choose today?

2007-08-07 08:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by iwant_u2_wantme2000 6 · 1 3

ha ha ha , if you could save sinners you would have already redeem them .

2007-08-07 09:07:15 · answer #10 · answered by lildreamer 4 · 1 2

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