give the man a match and he is warm for a minute.
set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life..literally
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the early bird catches the worm
the second mouse gets the cheese
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never judge the book by its covers
judge by the author instead. If it's written by g.w bush, don't buy it.
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the best example of seeing heat expands is that summer holidays are so much longer than winter holidays.
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give a man a fish and he is content for a day.
give him internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
point a gun at his head and see if he'll ever find trouble from you again.
2007-08-07 01:44:37 · 10 answers · asked by caroline 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
women can fake orgasms but men can fake relationships.
2007-08-07 02:05:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Best Sayings
The best mirror is an old friend
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The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend.
Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanism of friendship.
We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular *** that does so whom we can't tolerate.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man's self.
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
What sweetness is left in life, if you take away friendship? Robbing life of friendship is like robbing the world of the sun. A true friend is more to be esteemed than kinsfolk.
2007-08-07 05:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it cost a quarter to travel around the world
I couldn't afford to hide
2007-08-07 01:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by Gary C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If people demanded peace the way they demanded another TV set, then there would be peace.
2007-08-07 01:58:23 · answer #4 · answered by lenmac71 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still giggling
2007-08-07 02:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by Cherry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the first would be my top pick but probably because that's my top threat. :D
2007-08-07 05:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by Miya Miya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depends on what a man can do, and what a man can't do...
its from pirates of the caribbean
2007-08-07 02:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i am not a gynaecologist but atleast i can have a look.
2007-08-07 02:02:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i really liked it
2007-08-07 01:53:59 · answer #9 · answered by ~brandy~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vey much true, i like it
2007-08-07 01:51:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋