A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
"Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
2007-08-07 01:31:24 · 6 answers · asked by ~brandy~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha, niceeeeeee
2007-08-07 05:13:44 · answer #1 · answered by Sweety 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-08-07 08:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by mrsallport 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-08-07 08:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HO HO HO HO 9/10 BET SHE COPPED IT LATER ON
2007-08-07 09:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! XD
2007-08-07 08:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-08-07 08:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋