An American tourist in London was desperate to take a leak. After a long search he couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, "but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
"No," replied the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
2007-08-07 01:24:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-07 01:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you can tell who are the brits and who are the americans in this group by the reactions.
2007-08-07 02:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-07 01:28:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-07 01:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by bouncingtigger13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-07 01:55:14 · answer #5 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-07 01:35:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-07 01:26:38 · answer #7 · answered by mrsallport 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-07 01:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-07 01:27:18 · answer #9 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-07 01:26:55 · answer #10 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋