I don't want to hold in all day, and the bathroom is one floor below. If I close my office door and let it rip, then my office will stink, and everybody will think i'm gross when they come by for a visit. Help. What is the polite thing to do in my situation?
2007-08-07 01:00:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
just let it out and then walk around the office
2007-08-07 01:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by black cowboy?!?! 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let it rip. The air conditioning will look after it. It's a fart, that's all. Everyone does it about 14 times a day, you can't keep ducking out to the toilet.
2007-08-07 01:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by tentofield 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just go to the bathroom that is a floor below. Just let someone know that you are leaving to use the restroom.
2007-08-07 04:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by Tonya W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk out of your office, gradually cruise around the main office and just let it out there. That way, you're not lingering (pardon the pun) in one area for too long, so nobody will guess it was you!
Problem solved!
2007-08-07 04:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥Mum to Superkids Baby on board♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could stick your butt next to an open window, or tell them that you cooked eggs in your office. Just kidding! I would suggest that you try gas-x or beano, this should help with any sudden out bursts.
2007-08-07 01:13:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose you just go for a walk where no-one else goes and be as discreet as possible. If you need to pass gas then you probably need to pass something else and it would be worth the trip to the toilet. Stinky gas is usually associated with needing to have a bowel motion.
2007-08-07 01:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Papooselet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in view that I easily have my very own place of work, i'm able to enable the fly as needed. besides the reality that, for further relaxing, i will experience the empty elevator and launch only as i'm getting off, leaving a ask your self for the subsequent passenger.
2016-10-14 06:51:17 · answer #7 · answered by giardina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just fart while walking around the office so that way you can distribute the smell to everyone equally that way no one gets all butt hurt..
2007-08-08 06:08:20 · answer #8 · answered by chichibaby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two choices:
1. get up and lett one rip and walk around to let it air out
2. let it rip in ur office, have a can of febreeze nearby to kill the stench
2007-08-07 01:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by spadezgurl22 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
get up and pretend to want to start an invisible motorcycle and every time you fart give the starting kick
2007-08-10 04:43:25 · answer #10 · answered by Sorry deleted 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋