Good Advice From Kids?

Question

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
-- Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?'
Don't answer."
-- Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
-- Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes."
-- Randy, age 9

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
-- Emily, age 10

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
-- Taylia, age 11

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
-- Traci, age 14

"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."
-- Andrew, age 9

"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
-- Kyoyo, age 11

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
-- Amir, age 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
-- Kellie, age 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
-- Naomi, age 15

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
-- Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
-- Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
-- Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat."
-- Eileen, age 8

Answer 1

that's sooo cute!!!

are they from real kids, or did you make them up???

if you did- then that's quite clever!!!

cheers!!

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thanx!

Answer 2

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
-- Naomi, age 15

^ I LIVE by that motto :)


"Never try to baptize a cat."
-- Eileen, age 8

This one was the most funny. Have a star :)

Answer 3

I like naomi's that might actually work. And the one about the vac and the cat is also very sound advice.

Answer 4

i would try to baptize a cat I don't like them they should be put on leashes like dogs!!!!

But The ones you chosen 4 this are so funny i luv them!!

Answer 5

hehe that is soo true!!

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
-- Alyesha, age 13
i think that one is the most true one..... it always works!!!

Answer 6

A childs innocence is the funniest thing

Answer 7

Haha lol have a star

Answer 8

LOL...never try to baptize a cat...lol These are great

Answer 9

smart kids. Wish some adults were as wise.

Answer 10

haha from the mouths of babes ☺☻♥

Answer 11

That is so cute. Kids are too funny.