Sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow-out."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Let us pick your nose."
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry.
Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At the entrance to a sperm bank: "The customer always comes first"
At the exit of the same bank: "Thank you for coming, please come again."
2007-08-07 00:43:58 · 17 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some are better than others.... funny though!
2007-08-07 00:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by Bart S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Let us pick your nose."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
Those ones are funny. Star :)
2007-08-07 02:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." It's true!!! Good ones DC!
2016-04-01 03:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! I'm thinking of putting the salesmen one on my fence!
2007-08-07 01:41:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too large,but nicely worded
2007-08-07 00:49:25 · answer #5 · answered by Nibir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sori but waste ov my time readin i 4t ther woz gunna b a gud 1 sumwhere but obviously i woz wrong sori
2007-08-07 01:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow you are on a roll today!!!
they are reakky funny!!!!
have a star!!!
i really liked them!!!
tata!!
2007-08-07 01:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by maniac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite good!
2007-08-07 00:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK ok have a star x
2007-08-07 01:09:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice...I thought that was funny!
2007-08-08 18:47:38 · answer #10 · answered by Hikapakapee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋