Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
He says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.... "No sister, this says 'Sahara Pipeline' was laid by 1,900 men in 6 months.
2007-08-07 00:43:09 · 15 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a jaw dropper!!!!!
wow!!! that was hillarious!!!
soooo funny!!
it was also a bit gross as well!!!!
anyways-
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thanx!!
2007-08-07 00:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, guess I'm goin 2 heaven
2016-05-20 04:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by lilian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got some funny stuff going on Mr. Frank. Lots of good reading this morning........thanks!
2007-08-07 01:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
umm thas a bit different disturbd but diffrent
sori no star frm me
2007-08-07 01:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-08-07 01:49:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny! LOL
2007-08-08 18:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by Hikapakapee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny indeed. STAR!
2007-08-07 00:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hahahah
2007-08-07 02:20:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes v funny
2007-08-07 00:47:11 · answer #9 · answered by Reed 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahahahah brilliant
2007-08-07 01:17:37 · answer #10 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋