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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His
depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ... ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"....

"I couldn't even get on the bed!"

2007-08-07 00:42:28 · 19 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

hahahhahaha
funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

2007-08-07 00:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bloody brilliant! Near peed me pants! Heheheheh! Star!

2007-08-07 00:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by emzy 3 · 0 0

Wicked

2007-08-07 00:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by Paul S 3 · 0 0

Feel pity for the dwarfs. By the way did they have to pay?

2007-08-07 00:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0 1

Cute,and funny lol

2016-04-01 03:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

f**k mine lol that was great star 4 u

2007-08-07 00:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i like u man ur cool

2007-08-07 01:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny ☺

2007-08-07 00:47:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cool

2007-08-07 01:18:57 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

Hilarious! I choked on my coffee. Thanks for the laugh. Here's a star.

2007-08-07 02:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by Gary C 2 · 1 0

ya b/c he was to short

2007-08-07 00:46:59 · answer #11 · answered by Jessica W 2 · 0 0

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