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A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "Excuse me, would you have sex with a man you didn't know for one million dollars?"

She thinks about the proposition for a minute, and then
replies,"Yes, I would sleep with a man I don't know for a million dollars."

The man then asks,"Would you sleep with me for fifty cents?"

Insulted, the woman replies, "Of course not!! How could you ask me such a thing?"

The man states, "Well, we've already established the fact that you're a whore. Now I'm just haggling over the price."

2007-08-07 00:40:09 · 12 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Good joke.Just readjust the figures to some real level,like 50 cents to say,500 bucks or so.For 50 cents,even a pimp wouldn't look up to you and nod his head[just to listen to you].

2007-08-07 00:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 0 0

That one was funny. I don't know why but I automatically thought of Demi Moore and that stupid movie that I've never actually seen. She's a worn out old piece of meat but it would take a million dollars to get most women to sleep with Robert Redford these days. I saw him at an award show recently and he looked like a shriveled up scrotum in a tux.

2007-08-07 02:05:34 · answer #2 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 0 0

Giggle-funny!!xx

2016-05-20 04:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by lilian 3 · 0 0

haha...i wonder though...would a man be considered a whore if he had sex for a million dollars? i think he'd be dubbed, "pimp". she is no whore, just a po' folk.

2007-08-07 00:44:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol great star 4 u

2007-08-07 00:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2007-08-07 01:27:18 · answer #6 · answered by josey 3 · 0 0

funny

2007-08-07 00:42:23 · answer #7 · answered by mrsallport 3 · 0 0

hahahahaha

2007-08-07 06:24:43 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 0 0

cool

2007-08-07 01:19:57 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 1

lol cool stuff

2007-08-07 00:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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