Im in work and the day is dragging. I sit facing the boss and this week there are two bosses by her. I need a fiendishly clever and convincing way to escape this building and speak to my GF who broke up with me last night. I must win her back and I really cant be a***d with work today. Help!
2007-08-06 23:37:23 · 12 answers · asked by Buffhead 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Please use your imagination.
2007-08-07 00:05:18 · update #1
Go into the toilets and squirt red sauce down one leg of your trousers. Tell your boss its the time of the month an you need to go home an shower. If she questions that youre a bloke then go down equal ops route and sue for thousands. Use the money to let out 100 doves infront of your GF P Diddy style an she'll wing her way back. Everyones a winner.Thats if theyre not evil bird like Hitchcock film! If you cant get sauce goats blood works just as good.
2007-08-07 00:10:12 · answer #1 · answered by 2540lt 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
OK, Phone your work phone with your mobile and make out your mother has just phoned to say you have a doctors appointment, for blood tests for your thyroid as you've been lacking energy. Offer to take the rest of the day as a holiday, as you had completely forgotten about the appointment, this is a nice gesture and might make them send you home with pay.
If this works phone your gf and ask her to meet you somewhere where you will not be seen, if you want her back, I'd consider arriving with a bunch of flowers. Good luck and I hope you get the day off, if all else fails, you could always try telling the truth, tears will help that, just think of something sad ;0)
2007-08-07 00:10:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fake a phone call say a family member needs you at home or get a sudden rush of sickness just dissapear to the toilet for half an hour someone will come looking and with that one you could prob get away with havin tomoz off aswell lol good luck with your girlfriend
2007-08-06 23:41:39 · answer #3 · answered by nickie_kiis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a family member to call you work requesting u lv immediately there has been an emergency...(when the real emergency is u and ur girl getting bk together so it isn't really a lie. when u return give a summary of what may have happened and done...
2007-08-06 23:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by a g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you get a tea-break/dinnerbreak?
Have you got a good friend who is willing to ring you at work with a fiendish excuse for you to leave early?
Mmm...thats the only thing i can think of at the moment off the top of my head!
2007-08-06 23:41:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on how well you get on with your boss, honesty is usually the best policy, try to get to speak to her on her own and tell her of your problem, that you cant concentate on your work because of it, I am sure she would rather you took time out now and resolve the situation with your girl, rather than waste time sitting at work but not achieving anything
2007-08-07 00:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by simon n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i sense that you are suddenly feeling really ill, go ahead and use your acting skills. tell your boss you feel awful and make an experssion that lets her know just how awful yuo feel.
or tell her there is a family emergency you need to tend to and take off leaving her no time to question you. act frantic.
2007-08-06 23:44:01 · answer #7 · answered by Beeg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fake a stomach pain, and nausea, like you must have eaten something bad.
2007-08-06 23:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get up and walk off. Leave your bag and coat. As if you are going to loo.
2007-08-06 23:51:01 · answer #9 · answered by Joe 90 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
where's the loo? tell her you need to go to the loo coz your stomach's aching. escape that way or else tell her that you forgot something in your car.
2007-08-06 23:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋