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The lord knows i forgive you my children.

2007-08-06 23:36:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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This is the very reason I am not Catholic! I have a Pastor. And I don't have a bartender! This is a double standard! I saw a TV show where they redo women's wardrobes because their clothes need to be updated. They took this one woman and said that her Church clothes were to maidenly, to large and to old fashioned looking for her. Then her nightclubbing clothes were Hoochie Mama! And far to reveling! I gasped! They didn't see anything wrong with this double lifestyle!Then they said this Lady was Catholic. I am not judging Catholics,but some do tend to live different (double) lifestyles.

2007-08-06 23:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 1 1

lol ok...you tell your bartender you had mad sex with someone you tell your priest you met the girl of your dreams.
you tell a bartender that your better then her ex you tell your priest that you want to do better for her.
you tell your bartender your getting married and want to have a crazy party you tell your priest your getting married and invite him over for dinner with you and your new wife.

there is so much more....im not saying i believe in all that but hey yeah it works....i think i proved my point right?

2007-08-07 06:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by Dare to ask? 3 · 2 0

I would never tell my priest exactly how good his wife is in bed, I tell my bartender that all the time.

2007-08-07 06:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Hmm....well, how about what position me and mine were in the night before o_O

I used to work at the bar I drink at, so me and the bartender are pretty good friends :)

2007-08-07 06:51:24 · answer #4 · answered by mathaowny 6 · 1 0

I've told me bartender how pretty she looks, I told a priest to blow me.

2007-08-07 06:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I would tell the bartender "Do you know Jesus"

2007-08-07 07:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What kind of things would I tell him?

Make me a rum and coke!





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2007-08-07 06:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by canx_mp058 4 · 0 0

How much fun it was.

Love and blessings Don

2007-08-07 06:50:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How I just killed a hooker and 3 of her friends and dumped them in the east river after taking their bank cards and removing all their cash....

2007-08-07 06:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

What I want to drink

2007-08-07 06:38:53 · answer #10 · answered by Roger R 3 · 0 0

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