LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a ..44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not.
You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy."
SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
2007-08-06 23:35:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhahhhaha
keep 'em coming
2007-08-07 00:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Mickey and Minnie one was funny! The other two are pretty lame.
2007-08-07 06:44:00 · answer #2 · answered by The Man In The Box 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nice ones
Peter and Joan, who not only have never met before but also who are both married to other people, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a fully booked overnight sleeper train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a compartment, they are both very tired and quickly fall asleep - Peter in the top bunk and Joan in the bottom bunk.
At 1am, Peter leans over and gently wakes Joan by saying, "Excuse me madam, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm very cold."
"I have a better idea," Joan replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
"Wow, that's a great idea!" Peter says.
"Good," Joan replies, "so get your own damned blanket."
After a moment of silence, Peter farts.
2007-08-07 06:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
you get a 10 for the pinocchio one!!
2007-08-07 07:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very nice fairy tales! They are more real then the originals. And they make more sense too.
2007-08-07 06:42:25 · answer #5 · answered by Ruxandra V 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 06:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A fairy tale life of jokes. You must be a very happy guy. Thanks for sharing them cos when you are happy then I am happy. lol
2007-08-07 11:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad 7/10
2007-08-07 06:37:59 · answer #8 · answered by Al 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
love the pinocchio one
2007-08-07 06:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by Sweeney 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LIKE THE LAST ONE - IT BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES LoL
2007-08-07 06:38:58 · answer #10 · answered by mama 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋