A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line
of inconvenienced travellers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped histicket down on the counter and said,
"I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help
you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating,Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address>>microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find find his identity,
2007-08-06 23:11:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man
glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "**** You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, ( I love this
bit).................
I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
2007-08-06 23:12:46 · update #1
if only customer service was that easy all the time
2007-08-06 23:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1
2007-08-06 23:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by Jenny O 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this is a true story, it is very funny and i would think the attendent was having a F***ed up day.
but is the passager was being rude and pushing in i, would get quite stressed and go up to him and shout right up into his face and after he has had a s*** in his pants i would go back into line and act normal.
But i would have to be really p***ed of at something
2007-08-06 23:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a very detailed theory about coustomer heaven vs coustomer hell. People who are obnoxious and hard to deal with go to coustomer hell
2007-08-06 23:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this passenger didnt reply to the airline ticket agents last reply,i woud have grabbed him from behind and made him fly via a size 13 shoe! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
2016-04-01 03:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An employee with a sense of humor, I love it.
2007-08-06 23:17:27 · answer #6 · answered by csucdartgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very good lol have a star
2007-08-07 02:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love it. You get a star.
2007-08-06 23:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by Francine Frensky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very smart.
2007-08-06 23:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by kyrascott 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome
2007-08-07 00:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋