Old Timer's
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to
you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK," he says, "How about
taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's
sake?" Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good
idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and having a chuckle to himself, he thinks, I've got to see
These two-oldtimers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he follows them. The elderly couple walks halting along, leaning fo
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and
the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the
old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes
while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally,
they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He
thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't
know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that
wasn't an electric fence."
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2007-08-06 22:52:44 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Shocking...lol
2007-08-08 09:44:58 · answer #1 · answered by 55JD55 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-while u get into mattress, relax and get mushy, close ur eyes, and then start up listening to the sound and rhythm of ur respiratory. Dont think of roughly it, do exactly it. attempt it and notice..
2016-10-14 06:43:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still a gem.
2007-08-06 22:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe funny mate :)
2014-06-24 06:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you had me intriged til the electric fence........ then i fell of the chair laughing!!!!!! thanks mate i have a sore back now, but it's worth it!!!!!
keep up the good work
2007-08-12 11:13:21 · answer #5 · answered by hsvxclr8r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's funny
2007-08-06 23:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats real sick
2007-08-13 12:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋