and i have some VERY stupid pickup lines. but i gaurante they will work if you laugh at yourself with her. beleive me they are great ice breakers.
first i say "my love for you is like diarreah, it never ends"
she laughs, i laugh she realizes i was just joking i offer her a drink and put on the charm. and it works perfectly.
has anyone ever tried it this way?
2007-08-06 19:45:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
another good one is: "what has 142 teeth and hold back the incredible hulk?? my zipper"
2007-08-06 19:49:44 · update #1
ha ha cute. very cheesy but i guess it breaks the silence.
i'd let you buy me a drink any day ;)
2007-08-06 19:56:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mate pick up lines are lame- you just need to be your self and have general chit chat- a person who listens and is confident to a girl is attractive.
a girl can tell right away if somone is fake or is trying too hard.
2007-08-06 19:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
p.c.. ups: "The word of the day is legs. we could pass lower back to my place and unfold the word." "That outfit could seem great in a crumpled heap on my mattress room floor day after today morning. "i've got lost my telephone quantity. am i able to have yours?" "i could purchase you a drink yet i could be jealous of the straw." "How approximately you sit down on my lap and we communicate concerning the 1st concern that comes up." "Are those area pants? simply by fact your butt is out of this international!" comedian tale: Q: What do cannibles do while they unload their spouse? A: Wipe their butt!
2016-11-11 10:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by deily 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um it is kinda funny but more gross than anything but I guess the chicks you talk to umm what was I going to say about standards i forgot.
2007-08-06 19:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by Doug 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's see, you pick up chicks with toilet jokes?
It sounds pretty awful to me.
2007-08-06 19:51:12 · answer #5 · answered by dweebken 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm no...The diarreah i think might scare them away especiallly if you dont know the person....
2007-08-06 19:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Jack N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just immature and not funny at all.
2007-08-06 19:50:06 · answer #7 · answered by janicajayne 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just how young our these girls you are hitting on?
2007-08-06 19:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by BLOODHOUND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell no i'd never tell a girl that...
2007-08-06 19:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by Jason B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋