I like your thinking :-)?

Question

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

if it did put a smile on your face do star it too :-)

Answer 1

That was cute...

Answer 2

ha ha ,good joke

A young man finally got a date with a blonde female of
somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment
complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on
to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself.
Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.

Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to
get a sunburn on his "tool". But, determined not to miss his
date, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in
gauze.

When the hot date showed up at his apartment, the young man
treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into
the living room to watch a video. During the video, however,
the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be
excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of
milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and
experienced immediate relief of his pain.

The date, meanwhile, wondering what he was doing, wandered into
the kitchen to see him with his dingy immersed in a glass of
milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed - "So, that's how you
guys load those things!"

Answer 3

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

Answer 4

hahaha

Answer 5

wow that was witty..here's a star for you