2007-08-06 17:54:58 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It sure isn't to come here and say nice things!
2007-08-06 17:56:47 · answer #1 · answered by Crazy H 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
We answered this already. We are here because if there is even a CHANCE to snatch the poison cyanide Kool-Aid from your lips, Christian, we will do it. The ultimate end for all Christian persons is an act of disconnect because of disillusionment between the beliefs of the Christian and the facts of the real world, which usually leads to self-destructive drinking or worse. Don't think it couldn't happen to you; Jim Jones' church was a perfectly ordinary part of the Assemblies of God when he started.
We are here to save you from:
--drugs and alcoholism that you turn to, after trying to meet the unrealistic, anti-human expectations of the Christian religion
--really, really, really, BAD, guilt-laden sexuality
--death. The only hope in Eternal life lies the same way as the only hope of cure for smallpox: not prayer, but Atheist scientific effort. Granted, eternal life is a more difficult problem; it may take 200 years, 300 years, a thousand years, but science will do it, and they won't resurrect Christians or Muslims or any other kind of religious trouble-maker. Atheists will live forever as long as they identify as Atheists and the scientists of the future find out from the Aynshunt Inglish Arkyves. Religious people will rot in the ground...That is our hope; increased peace and comfort along the way and maybe even the big prize. But you can't have any of it if you are self-destructively religious; the religion you do will affect others negatively and the Science Council will regretfully not resurrect your mind. In fact future governments of the world should treat you like children, and I will be personally very pleased to act to take away your civil rights...
2007-08-07 01:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by PIERRE S 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We're here because you guys say the FUNNIEST things... especially about gay people and those of different beliefs. Some of them are just HILARIOUS like someone having to CHOOSE THEIR SEXUALITY! HAHA! Atheists tend to disagree, and because the great comedians of them all are the Christians- we tend to be here to see what y'all have to talk about. This stuff's fun and you're not if you think this will be an all Christie site! PBLBLBLBLBT!!!! You think I'm joking here! What if the atheists leave? Then you'll be WHINING about the Muslims until they get sick of you, then COMPLAINING about the Wiccans and the Hindus because you want them to find Jesus- then when its all Christian you complain about other denominations until the last Christian gets kicked out of Yahoo! Answers PERMANENTLY because.... he said something stuipd in the LGBT section.
nuff sed...
2007-08-07 01:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by Troll 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WHY DO ALL CHRISTIANS SAY THIS?!
We are NOT miserable! I mean, I;m sure some of us are, but not all of us!
We can talk to real living breathing things about or woes! We don't need an imaginary person/fictional book to console us.
2007-08-07 00:57:58 · answer #4 · answered by Cheez Doodle 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok, so you make no sense. Why are you here, to pass the time? Is your god ignoring you? I just do not get it?? Help me understand
2007-08-07 00:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by Sam and I 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No we are here because we have the right to stand up for our non believinig. You can lay out your opinions and I can lay out mine.
2007-08-07 01:02:53 · answer #6 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No dear. We are trying to share some info with those who are curious and hope that it will at least cause some serious thought.
2007-08-07 00:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have a loving family and all of humanity to talk to.
2007-08-07 00:58:01 · answer #8 · answered by October 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They aren't any more or less miserable than Christians, they just have real entities to discuss things with
2007-08-07 00:57:56 · answer #9 · answered by Always Curious 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No Im sure their here like a lot of other people are here... to state their opinions and learn.
2007-08-07 00:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by Indiana Raven 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Drink!
And I suppose Christians go to church to be alone with God?
Get real! Humans are a social species, and we need to interact to feel that everything is alright.
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2007-08-07 00:57:40 · answer #11 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋