(it may be worded incorrectly...)
A brunette, while @ work, was thinking of how she could get sent home from work early.
So....this blonde walks in and asks the brunette, "why are you hanging from the ceiling?"
the brunette says "I'm a light bulb....maybe if the boss sees me like this, he'll think i'm crazy and send me home."
blonde said ok
boss walks in and says to the brunette, "why are you hanging from the ceiling?"
brunette.....i'm a light bulb
boss.....you are clearly under alot of stress..go home and take some time off.
brunette gets down and leaves.
the blonde is following behind the brunette.
the boss says to the blonde, "where are you going?"
the blonde says, "well...I can't work in the dark."
2007-08-06 17:49:24 · 18 answers · asked by angelbear 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven!" Suzy cried out.
"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the preacher.
"Six feet under!", yelled Little Johnny.
2007-08-06 19:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by Devil 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved it, here's one for you,
How can you tell if the blonde in your office is having a bad day?
She has a tampon tucked behind her ear and is asking everyone if they've seen her pencil.
2007-08-07 05:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by wombatred26 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute ,my dad is 85 and he loves blond jokes,
2007-08-07 00:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by fuzzykitty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey good one made me smile:-)
2007-08-07 01:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by Soft Heart 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol hekka funny
2007-08-14 19:02:55 · answer #5 · answered by coolness 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
crazy hilarious!! starred
2007-08-14 18:07:23 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2007-08-14 22:40:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-08-13 17:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by firecrackerjt 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It made me LOL
2007-08-07 00:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL good one!
2007-08-14 19:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by none 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋