What religion is your dog?

Question

(or cat)

And, of course, How do you know?

Dear Ooze - my cat preys too.

lol ------

Dear "NH" - (Your 360 page) You have a beautiful Retriever. But I also like your pet cow. - smiles

Answer 1

This has to be the greatest question I've ever seen on the religious forum. lol Good job Uncle.

Answer 2

My dog is probably Pagan: Even though he's a retriever, he won't get into water over his head, so he can't be a Baptist. He's not ashamed of being attractive, so he can't be a Muslim. He's pretty emotionally needy, so he can't be a Buddhist. And he rolls in wild turkey poop, so he can't be caught dead in a regular Christian congregation. He's pretty much convinced that I'm at least part God.

My cat, on the other hand, is Southern Baptist, because he's black & white, just like their theology.

You can see pictures of them on my 360 page.

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Answer 3

I've raised my cats as I have my children--to seek out all options before making a decision. I suppose the cats are as yet undecided. They are still just kittens, not much more than a year old. Hardly the age at which they should be making such choices.

Missed you, Uncle Wayne.

Answer 4

My female German shepherd is the reincarnation of a Shaolin monk. She can stare a hole through a brick wall while "meditating" on a fly or other creepy-crawly critter. And when it comes to being peace-loving but able to kick butt when necessary, she puts David Carradine to shame!

My male German shepherd, on the other paw, is definitely Baptist. He baptizes everything in the yard, and he's never met a plate of fried chicken that he didn't like. He also thinks that his sister, the aforementioned Shaolin, is supposed to submit to his male authority.

Can you say, "Not in this lifetime, Grasshopper!"

Answer 5

Both of my cats are worshppers of my statue of Bast. They constantly rub up agaisnt her and lay down at her feet.

My Cockatiels worship the cats, so they must be Catafarians.

LOL

Raji the Green Witch

Answer 6

My Schnauzer is Catholic (he thinks he's the one true dog)

My Cockier Spaniel would be Methodist (She is really laid back and doesn't do much)

My Chihuahua is an Atheist (anything outside of his little world is crap)

My Maltese is definitely a Unitarian Universalist. (If it feels good do it.)

Answer 7

I think she is a poopscipalian - I know because she puts her nose in every butt she can. Poor cat has learned to walk around with her tail hanging down.

Answer 8

He attends the "House of the Eternal Itch"
Kinda embarassing when company comes

Answer 9

My dog Humphries is an atheist. How do I know? Because he is a Bassett Hound. If you have never met a Bassett Hound, you wouldn't understand.

AEN

Answer 10

My cat is in a cult. He worships a 25 lb. bag of Kitty Chow.