so that people wont know im drunk and i wont look/act like it.
2007-08-06 16:04:23 · 23 answers · asked by i am mclovin. 8] 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Thanks to all the people who actually answered my answer and didnt act like an ***.
1. Im not an alcoholic. Ive never gotten drunk.
2. You dont know me, stop acting like you do.
2007-08-07 05:42:48 · update #1
make it a game to yourself! just tell yourself in your head, "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. ARE YOU CRAZY, YOU CANNOT LET ANYONE KNOW....so just gather yourself and DONT MESS UP!!!!" just draw your breath in everytime you speak so the alcohol breath doesnt leak out. i've had to do this while talking to sherriff's before....IT WAS SCARY, but it worked!!!!!!! Just tell yourself, "Im cool , i can do this... it will be my little secret" and if someone (like a friend, not a parental unit) "busts" you and says, "dude you are SO DRUNK!" just let it all out and be like "...hehehehe YEAH I AM"
2007-08-06 18:55:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Become an astronaut. Apparently, everyone looks drunk walking down the gangway to the Shuttle.
2007-08-06 23:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by John O 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Act very polished/pulled together. DON'T TALK TOO MUCH. Just sit there and shut up. If you allow yourself to speak, you might slur your words or say something stupid and you will give it away. Pay special attention to the way that you walk. Try not to walk at all, but if you have to, be very careful and plan out each step meticulously.
Keep repeating to yourself, "I'm not drunk" and you'll conform to that.
2007-08-06 23:38:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you drunk right now? Seriously, are you? The stupidity of this question would suggest such. The act of being drunk is that your mental impulses and brain activity is altered. There's no way to cover it up.
2007-08-06 23:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
That will be difficult cause you are going to SMELL like liquor for quite some time after drinking and anyone within one foot will smell the alcohol and know you've been drinking even if your behavior is that of a 'sober' person.
2007-08-06 23:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by Ser021976 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The only solution is not to get drunk. When you are drunk you have no control.
2007-08-06 23:08:34 · answer #6 · answered by Vida 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A drunk is a drank is a drink is a drunk, house am eye to no.
2007-08-06 23:07:42 · answer #7 · answered by rb_cubed 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Just don't act stupid. That's the easiest thing you can do to avoid catching anyone's attention. So no random yelling or laughing alot, OK?
2007-08-07 01:26:36 · answer #8 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sit still and look bored. Thumb through a magazine or check your nails, but basically just sit there and act like you'd rather be somewhere else.
2007-08-07 00:31:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
you gotta be a chill drunk guy like me, just dont drink too much, drink till ure drunk and u know of 10% whats going on
2007-08-06 23:20:25 · answer #10 · answered by Tyler 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋