I am on my girlfriend's computer right now in her room. Like 15 minutes ago she went into the bathroom and came out NAKED and sat in my lap. Just then her dad came through the door. He stood there with a blazing red murderous face then slammed the door so hard it cracked the wall and broke the door. I want to leave but If I go out the front door I have to go through the living room AND HE'S IN THERE!!!! I can't go out her bedroom window because it would be a long fall. What should I do? Her dad is the size of a refrigerator!!!! I know he's waiting for me to come out.
2007-08-06 15:55:18 · 48 answers · asked by Adam O'connor 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I have an Idea....I will walk into the living room naked......he won't want to toch me if i'm naked.
2007-08-06 16:05:40 · update #1
Dude if your in the bedroom ripe up the sheets and make a rope...I wouldn't go through the living room, it will be the death room if you go that way...
2007-08-06 15:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You will eventually have to exit the house, and the only reasonable way out is through a room currently resided by your "murderous" father-in-law. What you need to do is take a few calming breaths, set yourself and go tell him that this was none of your idea or conception and that she came out of the bathroom naked. Do not, ever tell him you liked it or that you wish she would do it again. Just make sure you get the point across of how she just walked out and then he just happend to enter. If that does not work, get a telephone and dial 911 to be on the safe side.
2007-08-06 16:04:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Serious face now, go in there and act like nothing happened. OR you can get her to tell her dad what happened. If he hasn't killed you yet then he's probably just playing with your mind. Why would he wait 15 min before destroying you? That's no fair to you. The death should be quick and painless. He doesn't have to touch you he can just throw something at you(tranquilizer dart) then get some gloves and toss you out the door onto the lawn(while unconscious) and naked.
2007-08-06 16:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. 3.14™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man up about it. He already caught you and if you go out the window or back door he is going to think that you were having sex with her and is too much of a coward to face him. Just explain to him the whole situation and try to make him understand what really happend. Good luck!!!
2007-08-06 16:00:40 · answer #4 · answered by 1hotmama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Are you serious? If so, the longer you wait the worst it will be. He will think you are doing the deed if you take too long. I would have her go down first and tell her dad why she did what she did. I doubt he will hit you but if he does, press charges. Girlfriend needs to learn to keep her clothes on under her father's roof. Good luck!
2007-08-06 16:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by Wildfire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you can run, there is not much you can do, no matter what you say he wont believe you, and the longer you stay the worst it will be. Tell your girlfriend to open the front door or at least try to unlock it, and run.
2007-08-06 16:05:19 · answer #6 · answered by M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you show her your wang first.
Just be a man and take her naked butt out to her Dad and then walk out the door.
2007-08-06 16:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by sneetcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try not to make eye contact and get the hell out of there as quick as possible. If he is blocking your way, use the girl as a shield and run like hell, LOL. That is a shitty spot to be in. Good luck with that.
2007-08-06 15:59:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
youre screwed buddy just go out the window how far could it be hahahahaha thats gold sorry bro cant help but laugh have you got a mobile call the fire brigade in all the confusion bail out the door
2007-08-06 15:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be a man and walk through the front door! he can't touch you cuz he will go to jail, but be ready to never see your girlfriend again!
2007-08-06 15:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by Warren G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋