Would you be able to beat Jesus in a fight?

Question

The guys a bit of a psycho, he took on an entire temple full of people with a whip!
He also used magic to kill a poor fig tree.
I reckon I could take him out with a Nail Gun.....

Answer 1

Just for taking him out with a Nail Gun you get a star.

Now as far as beating him. Im just guessing that he can shoot laser beams out of his fingers, and toes (thats why he wore sandals). So first id give him some gloves and Air Jordans. to protect myself from laser beams. Actually his eyes probably are laser beams to so id give him pirate eye patches. Then when he looked like a pirate ill tell him how bad the ending to Pirates 2 was until he admits defeat.

Answer 2

lets see jesus: carpentry skilled IE good with weapons such as saws hammers etc has Resurrection power can create mass numbers of ''food in this eg'' from little things(loaves and fish) his gang (the apostles) will be readily behind him to help if he gets in a spot of bother. and has healing powers & ability to turn the other cheek Allah: is a god possesses great abilities of talking people into fear has many an extremist with guns by his side isnt held back by a physical body hmm it would be a close call Ref: The Warlock from World Of Warcraft possesses mana and shrine of othero shield is well trained in the axe weapons weighs in at 400 pounds can cast the spell of anubis to break the fight up

Answer 3

Oh give the guy a break with the Fig Tree. If you knew with every step you took towards Jerusalem that you were walking closer to your death you'd have a day you freaked out too. The fact he cursed an innocent fig tree really *had* to bug him. Betcha he reversed that curse when no one was looking. Everyone's got to have one bad day.

As for the Temple? Haven't you really wanted to do that in church? Come on.....

Answer 4

You know. I used to be one wild party girl. I have done so many things I'm ashamed of this small posting area could not contain them. Oddly, never did I speak irreverently about God. Truly, even though I was not aware that He had chosen me as a vessel of mercy, He kept me from ever saying anything as idiotic as you just said. For that I am unbelievably grateful, and praise His holy name!

You, on the other hand, not so much. Therefore, I can only assume where you're headed. You should consider it too.

Answer 5

I figure if He stood before me as the suffering servant... then yes...you could take him out with a nail gun. And He would be willing to let you.

But when He returns...He's already told us He will come with His full glory... and folks ...when the heavens open up...I'm pretty sure a lot of us will understand...He's not coming back as the suffering servant...but as the King He is and He's ready to put an end to the war between His good and the evil of rebellion.

Grace will only last for so long.

Answer 6

I could take him down and I'm a girl. A coupla big nails and the guys outta the fight.

Answer 7

If he was a good ole boy carpenter, it would be rough. Bloody to be sure. Might need the nail gun myself and I spent part of my life working around them fellows.

AEN

Answer 8

You know something little dude, I'd take that dude, brother, and break him in half brother. That's truth, justice, and the Hulk Hogan way of life brother!

Answer 9

What a shame you are !! making fun of Jesus christ ! You will get paid back for making fun of him that's for sure !! that is the worst thing you can do to make fun of him, He will not be mocked ! watch your step is all i can say !!

Answer 10

I don't know, getting the crap kicked out of you by the Roman Army is sure to toughen you up......like a pulverized piece of meat.