Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
What school supply is always tired?
A knapsack!
Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
Teacher: James, where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!
Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!
What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard!
2007-08-06 14:32:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhahah
you'd make a lovely teacher
2007-08-06 19:06:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i do no longer desire to sound too extreme, yet those are only for relaxing. case in point the Earth is obviously no longer a sentient being which knowingly keeps its distance from the sunlight, and likewise with the molecules atoms are made up of issues stated as quarks. wish that helped
2016-10-14 05:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Chris, Funny and cute for the grandKids. They are going to love these. A good job Chris. Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-08-06 20:10:59 · answer #3 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha another star for you. You must be a big kid at heart also. I love your sense of humour. You are an expert at making people laugh, young and old. Thanks.
2007-08-06 20:22:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice I was actually laughing out loud at those.
2007-08-06 14:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by AJ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! Good ones! lol!
2007-08-06 14:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha yeah they're good :) made me smile
and heres a star for you!
2007-08-06 23:29:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-06 22:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i like it ha ha ha ha ha ha.he he he ha ha ha
2007-08-06 15:22:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha,excellent!
2007-08-06 14:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋