Two blonds were shopping in the mall and when they were done and got back to there car they found that they had locked their keys in the car. so they walked back into the mall and searched for 3 hours until they found a hanger to unlock the doors. bach outside one blonde took the hanger and started the process of trying to unlock the door. after a while the other blonde got all mad at her. my goodness your so slow she said. go faster! its starting to rain and cant you see the top is down?
2007-08-06 14:22:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Niiiiice one. Check out mine.....
There once was a blonde, redhead, and brunette who went to dinner one night at a retro cool restuarant. Soon after the meal they all high-tailed it to the bathrooms, before they went in a worker told them, "We have a new mirror in the ladies room, if you say something true in front of it it will give you one wish, but if you tell a lie then you will be sucked in and stuck forever". They all went in and the brunette flashed a smile in front of the mirror and said, "I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world!" she instantly got a huge pile of money appear around her. The redhead put on some classy glasses and stood in front of the mirror and said, "I think I am the smartest woman in the world" suddenly she held the keys to a new corvette and two tickets to Paris. The blonde, deciding to follow her friends, got in front of the mirror also and said, "I think.." and was instantly sucked into the mirror.
2007-08-06 14:25:44 · answer #1 · answered by Niki B 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
very humorous lol blonde version of who should be a millionaire: quickest finger question: placed those Rocky video clips so as beginning with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde women drove to Disneyland.They observed an illustration that pronounced "Disneyland Left" so as that they went left and went back residing house. they got here across 2 blonde women frozen to death of their motor vehicle at thecontinual-in action picture theatre. They went to work out "Closed For The iciness". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant decide how they get 8 cups water interior the koolaid packet scientific professional (making use of a stethoscope): "huge breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the container this blonde ladys chum replaced into fairly injured and needed to circulate to the wellbeing facility for scientific interest.So she at last have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she only cal "911"? The blonde woman pronounced"properly i couldnt discover the "eleven" button." 2 blondes are strolling interior the woods while one spots tracks and says, "hiya look, undergo tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for greater or less an hour. next morning, information headlines examine:2 blondes, killed by potential of practice.
2016-10-14 05:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you like this one.........
A young ventriloquist and his dummy are touring the clubs and he stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?"
The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued, "and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize.
The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
2007-08-06 14:31:03 · answer #3 · answered by whiner_cooler 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i heard a few different versions of that before, but i have a different blond joke for peoples enjoyment:
A blond says, "I will have a hamburger,a medium Coke, a small fry, and an ice cream."
The lady behind the counter says, "Ma'am, this is a library."
Then the blond says, "Oh my gosh, I'm soooo sorry."
Then, is a hushed tone, the blond says, "I will have a hamburger,a medium Coke, a small fry, and an ice cream."
2007-08-06 14:31:00 · answer #4 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-06 14:26:34 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dang. It was convertible? Well, may be they had manicure or something and didn't want to risk it. Stupid blondes.
2007-08-06 14:34:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
u must be blonde too. this is a very old joke. guess u had just catched up with life dont u.
2007-08-06 14:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by Eledron 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
two words very funny .
2007-08-06 14:28:13 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah L 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol didn't see that coming!
2007-08-06 14:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did this happen to you .lol
2007-08-06 15:15:42 · answer #10 · answered by coot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋