A mail man was finishing his last day on the route..retirement had finally arrived.Several customers had given him gifts for his wonderful service. As he approached the door to his last stop a hot lingerie clad woman answered the door and invited him in. She took him upstairs and they did the wild thing. Afterwards she fed him lunch...as he was getting up to leave he noticed a dollar under the plate. He thanked her for everything and asked out of curiousity "what's the dollar for?" she turns to him and says "well I told my husband you were retiring and I asked what we should give you he said screw him give him a dollar!"
2007-08-06 14:10:03 · 6 answers · asked by Elizabeth 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That joke was hilarious it sounds kinda hard to say in person. But i loved it.
2007-08-06 14:25:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris, Mr.T, and Justin Bieber had been stuck rushing and had been pulled over through a cop. The cop mentioned he could now not arrest them, if while he measured their penis's, it further as much as 21 inches. So the cop measures every in their penis's. Chuck Norris was once 10 inches, Mr.T was once 10 inches, and Justin Bieber was once one million inch. Since all of them further as much as 21 inches, the cop leaves with out arresting them they usually get again of their auto. Chuck Norris: "You all bigger be blissful I have a ten inch penis" Mr.T: "You all bigger be blissful I have a ten inch penis" Justin Bieber: "You bigger be blissful I had a b*ner!!!"
2016-09-05 09:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by courcelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-06 14:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the lunch was my idea
2007-08-06 14:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny! Thanks for sharing that with us!
2007-08-06 14:48:22 · answer #5 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-06 14:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋