I just blasphemed the Holy Spirit. Then I drew a cartoon of Muhammed. A bad one. With a bomb. Then I told a Rabbi that he descended from a long list of Jews responsible for killing Jesus. Then I got a tattoo.
Please tell me I'm going to heaven...
2007-08-06 13:36:54 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol thats awesome. your fine, if that gets YOU into hell, then im f***ed
2007-08-06 13:40:38 · answer #1 · answered by iliana 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well since Jesus Was a Jew, Muhammed was a terrorist,
and the Holy Spirit is only A guy wearing a mask,
You're only going to be shoved into a box and be eaten by bugs.
2007-08-06 13:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by zanthus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't tell you that you are going to Heaven because if you really blasphemed the Holy Spirit then you have not been born again.
John 3:7 Do not marvel that I said to you, 'You must be born again.' 8 The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear its sound, but you do not know where it comes from or where it goes. So it is with everyone who is born of the Spirit."
Romans 8:9 You, however, are not in the flesh but in the Spirit, if in fact the Spirit of God dwells in you. Anyone who does not have the Spirit of Christ does not belong to him.
I can tell you that you can repent of your sins and trust in the Lord Jesus for your salvation and if you are sincere then God will give you the Holy Spirit and you will be on your way to Heaven.
Click on the Get Saved button @ http://web.express56.com/~bromar/ for more info.
2007-08-06 13:42:03 · answer #3 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) You will die. So will we all. Deal with it.
2) No, you didn't, at least not as Jesus meant it.
3) Ol' Mo is dead, he don't care.
4) The Jews didn't kill Jesus, not all by themselves anyway. Everyone who ever sinned required Jesus to die in their place for those sins. He would have done it for just one sinner had there only ever been one, but he did it for you.
5) There are treatments now to remove tattoos. Just don't do anything permanent.
6) Just ask Jesus, and trust him to get you there. You'll be all right.
2007-08-06 13:46:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't forget to shave the sides of your head and scar your body in remembrance to the dead.
Urinating in the holy water before a baptism is a favourite, guaranteed to get you into heaven.
2007-08-06 13:45:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you learning real good. takes time to figure it out and then you realize you did the best you could. you realize you never had a choice in the first place. it just seems like until you hit that wall that comes with age or combat. you just march and see what the next day has in store for you. you forget bad decisions and even good ones. you do just like the wolve. roam around as long as you have the strength and then one cold night you die. that okay. you did the best you could.
2007-08-06 13:43:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might be its obvious from your antisocial behavior that you have created your own hell right here. If your just joking your need to attack other people religion is itself proof that you are not at peace. Let go be still live and let live and you can be in heaven right Now.
2007-08-06 13:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Rich 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, there's no forgiveness for blaspheming the Holy Spirit.
2007-08-06 13:43:55 · answer #8 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes as long as you keep asking these types of questions thinking there is no God. You are making your own path. Your soul is not a joke. Evita
2007-08-06 13:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by evitabug 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you answered a physics question I had on Y!A a while back. Oh, yeah, you're pretty much screwed.
2007-08-06 13:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy me a sixer of Grolsch, and I'll pardon you. Find a twelver and you've got a get-out-of-purgatory free card thrown in.
2007-08-06 13:39:44 · answer #11 · answered by scrambled_egg81 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋