The geography of a woman:
Between the ages of 18 and 21 a woman is like Africa - she's half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful.
Between the ages of 21 and 30 a woman is like America - completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 and 40, she's like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 40 and 50, she's like Iraq - She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is not necessary.
Between the ages of 50 and 60, she's like Canada - Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled with a glorious and all-conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania - Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
2007-08-06 13:25:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAO So I've still got a few places to explore then.
2007-08-06 17:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Geography Of A Man:
Between the ages of 15 to 70, a man is like Germany. A strange landscape but filled with beer and thoughts of dodgy porno movies.
2007-08-06 13:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best one I've heard in ages, top marks love.
2007-08-06 13:29:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-06 13:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like to be in control but i would love the man to be in control
2016-05-20 01:21:06 · answer #5 · answered by velvet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, very funny. Have a star.
2007-08-06 21:31:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Used to be the USSR.
2007-08-06 13:28:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha
2007-08-07 11:03:37 · answer #8 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-08-06 13:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by topdogrotty 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha and its just about right too lol
2007-08-06 13:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋