I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday," moaned Smila. She already has everything, and she earns more than I do, so she can afford to buy anything she wants."
"Why don't you give her a voucher saying she can have 60 minutes of great s*x, any way she wants" asks his friend Jim.
"Well, I can't think of anything else," says Smila, "So I'll give it a try."
The next day, Smila's back in the bar, looking downhearted.... "I gave her the voucher," he says.
"Did she like it?" asks Jim.
"Oh yes!! She loved it!...She kissed me, thanked me for the best present I'd ever given her, and then she ran out of the door shouting, "I'll be back in an hour!"
2007-08-06 12:55:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haaaaa! pmsl, nice idea, i'll pass that one on to my old man!!!
2007-08-07 10:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Guess she's gone to use her voucher elsewhere. Poor Smila!!
:-)))
2007-08-06 13:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I don't think Jim was that happy if you ask me!
Another Great one, I've read most of your jokes.
2007-08-07 01:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by Forksided 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-06 13:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaaaa, she still hasn't come back either, thats the best present i've ever bought her pmsl
2007-08-06 13:00:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO That was a week ago and I still cant get her to go home
2007-08-06 17:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 05:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, very funny. Have a star.
2007-08-06 21:30:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny
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2007-08-06 13:04:51 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Peanut♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha. omg thats sad
2007-08-06 13:05:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋