There was 3 ladies on an island 1 blonde 1 brunette and a red-head. The city where they wanted to be was 20 miles away with sea between the the island and the city. The red-head swam 4 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the brunette swam 10 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the blonde swam 19 miles, got tired, and swam back!!
2007-08-06 12:51:57 · 23 answers · asked by soccerchick8 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
!!!Hilarious!!!!
2007-08-06 12:54:13 · answer #1 · answered by Justin Timberlake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that, but mine is like:
The red-head swan 4 miles, got tired and swam back.
The Brunette swam 6 miles, got tired, and swam back.
The Blonde swam 10 miles, got tired and swam back ( total of 20 miles )
2007-08-06 19:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by reginaphilangie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. that was FUN NY! here's mine
There once was a blonde, redhead, and brunette who went to dinner one night at a retro cool restuarant. Soon after the meal they all high-tailed it to the bathrooms, before they went in a worker told them, "We have a new mirror in the ladies room, if you say something true in front of it it will give you one wish, but if you tell a lie then you will be sucked in and stuck forever". They all went in and the brunette flashed a smile in front of the mirror and said, "I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world!" she instantly got a huge pile of money appear around her. The redhead put on some classy glasses and stood in front of the mirror and said, "I think I am the smartest woman in the world" suddenly she held the keys to a new corvette and two tickets to Paris. The blonde, deciding to follow her friends, got in front of the mirror also and said, "I think.." and was instantly sucked into the mirror.
2007-08-06 21:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by Niki B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I know another one.
One blonde was tired of being seen as mentally handicap. To prove a point she dyed her hair black and went on to travel around the country and prove the world she was actually smart. She got to the country side and encoutered a shepherd, steped out of the car and told the shepherd, excuse me, sir, If I told you how many sheeps are in your herd, would you give me one? the man laughs and says, yeah, sure. You have 42 said the girl. That is correct replied the shepherd, so the woman takes her sheep on her arms and starts to walk away, and then the man says, excuse me, lady, if I tell you the real color of your hair, would you give me back my dog?
2007-08-06 20:01:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a good blonde joke. Not funny.
2007-08-06 19:56:21 · answer #5 · answered by Old School 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-06 20:28:09 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Survival of the fittest I guess!
2007-08-06 19:55:16 · answer #7 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...not like a typical blonde joke
2007-08-06 21:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not that funny its not a blonde joke
2007-08-06 19:55:18 · answer #9 · answered by Allison M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard It.....it is an okay joke not the funniest though....
2007-08-06 19:54:53 · answer #10 · answered by amy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom has one leg and a scooter
2007-08-06 19:54:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋