2007-08-06 12:24:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh i get it pew like the smell, like peeyou!
2007-08-06 12:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fart a wet one, have to sit in your own pew in the poo too!
2007-08-06 19:30:01 · answer #2 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a good one. 9/10
Sometimes the people can't get up and leave the pew. They just scoot away from you.
2007-08-06 19:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by I hate Hillary Clinton 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou fart in heaven.
2007-08-06 19:27:07 · answer #4 · answered by LG 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um i guess so i never fart in church...
2007-08-06 19:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never fart in church
i don't go to church
i only fart on the bus
(and in resteraunts)
2007-08-06 19:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by mrlucky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think if you are a Catholic, you have to spend a year longer in purgatory than you would otherwise
2007-08-06 19:27:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..thats a funny one...
it's gods pew...finaly someone to blame it on..lol
2007-08-06 19:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by shteve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, but it's better than sitting on your 'wood' in church..
2007-08-06 19:27:34 · answer #9 · answered by The Nikki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha.That made me giggle. :) And probably.Unless you switched your seat and blamed it on someone else.Like an old lady. :)
2007-08-06 19:27:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋