Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let´s look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle´s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has
2007-08-06 12:20:16 · 9 answers · asked by blackfirescorpio05 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: . If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
2007-08-06 12:21:19 · update #1
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2007-08-06 12:22:51 · update #2
lol hahaha*
2007-08-06 12:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to see Hell as part of the larger Heaven/Hell system. Heaven is a bright, cool place where everyone is happy. Hell is a hot, dark place where everyone is unhappy. We have evidence that there can be interchange between Heaven and Hell (God sent Lucifer to Hell, therefore the systems are linked). So, thermodynamically, at some time in the distant future they should reach a state of equilibrium, resulting in a dim, warm place where everyone is vaguely dissatisfied.
2016-05-20 00:54:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha omg i heard this joke b4 and it was hilarious. oh yeah it also says that hell was of brinestone and fire...
2007-08-06 12:23:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, but no, it's not an actual question.
2007-08-06 12:27:04 · answer #4 · answered by Bunky the Clown 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one made me laugh out loud! Good one!
2007-08-06 12:24:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-06 12:44:32 · answer #6 · answered by Alley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Funny!
2007-08-06 13:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-08-06 12:34:48 · answer #8 · answered by Skank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, I needed that:)
2007-08-06 12:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by balloon buster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋