3 hunters were in the woods and just killed a deer. Two sat down on a log while the 3rd went behind a tree to do his business. The 2 on the log heard the 3rd grunting and grunting and then something hitting the ground. The other 2 ran around the huge tree and saw their friend passed out with his pants by his ankles next to a huge pile of sh**!
They decided to trick him by putting a pile of deer guts on top of the sh**. They went back around the tree and sat down to start a fire. 15 minutes later the 3rd comes around the tree zipping up his pants and shaking his head. The other 2 looked at each other trying not to laugh. "You guys will never guess what happened to me. I sh**ted and sh**ted and finally my guts came out!" The guys bust out laughing rolling around on the ground. Finally, one of them got his bearings and asked him "What did you do?"
He looked indignant and said, "What do you think, you idiot! I did what any normal person would do...I put them back in!"
2007-08-06 12:12:40 · 13 answers · asked by Sybel H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep in mind that this is the humor/joke section. Lighten up!
2007-08-06 16:31:47 · update #1
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-06 13:45:48 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny - but needs to be shorter. Leave out how much friends are trying to hold back their laughter.
2007-08-06 12:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by rstrother 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha! That is gross. And I heard the blond version, but I have always thought it funny. :D lol
2007-08-06 12:43:47 · answer #3 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard something like this with an angry wife she had a hubby that farted a lot so she put turkey gutts in his bed one night
2007-08-06 12:17:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely gross, but i still think its kinda funny!
2007-08-06 12:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by hockeychic18 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is completely disgusting...not funny at all!
2007-08-06 12:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's F*%kin funny!!!
2007-08-07 23:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by Martin R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA...HA...HA!!!
2007-08-06 12:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by BreadBoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww not funny.
MEAT IS MURDER
2007-08-06 12:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by Argiiii. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats lame.
how would you put them back?!?!?!
stupid.
2007-08-06 12:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by Christy B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋