Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"
The wrestler nodded in agreement.
Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold! A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending.
Suddenly there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!"
2007-08-06 11:59:36 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO
this is so much up to the standard of yahoo's best joker
its star time
2007-08-06 12:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trish Stratus Was A Face When She Left Off And She Was Very Over With The Crowd. They Weren't Going To Make Her Loose That Would Make Her Look Bad As A Face And As A Wrestler And Also It's Her Last Match, But She Got It Lucky Usually When A Wrestler Leaves They Loose There Match But Trish Didn't. Now Lita She Was Heel And Nobody Liked Her Even Though She Was A Good Wrestler. But She Was Hated And When I Say Hated She Wasn't Respected Only For What She Did To Matt Hardy. But She Could Have A Better Send Off For All The Things She Did For The Business. But I Don't Think It Was Because Vince Didn't Like Her It's Just Because She Was A Heel.
2016-05-20 00:43:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! The pretzel hold! I should've seen it coming, really!
Here's a star!
2007-08-07 01:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by freakokalam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, if only i could bend that far over pmsl.
2007-08-06 12:04:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was great!!! You deserve a star
2007-08-07 08:31:33 · answer #5 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah nice one calamity, i'm creased up with that one honey pmsl!
2007-08-07 09:26:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny have a star
2007-08-06 13:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by cowboy_style 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're GOOOOOD!!!!
A Star For You!!!
2007-08-06 14:09:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao funny
2007-08-06 12:10:24 · answer #9 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't make me laugh at this time in a morning!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-06 17:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋