Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.
Her pale lips moved. "Jake," she said quietly.
"Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk."
But she insisted. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I must confess."
"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake. "It's all right. Everything's all right."
"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Jake, that I have been unfaithful to you."
Jake stroked her hand, squeezed it and sobbingly told her, "Now Becky, don't be concerned. I know all about it," he cried uncontrollably. "Why else would I poison you?"
2007-08-06 09:35:33 · 30 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha...excellent (as usual)....star for u
2007-08-06 10:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Becky's last words were: I was on my way home last night to tell you that I won the lottery, when I found out you had poisoned me. I called my lawyer and left everything to your brother. He always was better in bed than you.
2007-08-06 09:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by psychobilly_phreakout 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes the joke is on becky dear ! hahha poor becky she shud have been more careful.
now she is going to go to hell for adultery and she has forgone the pleasure of evil in her lifetime by her confession, and she has to bear the humiliation about her Jake knowing it all.
2007-08-06 09:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by datasprite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, you're on top form tonight. Spreading the word of true love pmsl.
2007-08-06 10:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Like that one u get a star.
2007-08-06 09:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by ~ Jay ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the moral of this story is:
Don't cheat on him and then dine with him.
2007-08-06 12:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA that was a good one
2007-08-06 09:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by George P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
Funny!
Back in jokes & riddles?
2007-08-06 09:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, That's evil!
2007-08-06 09:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH EM GEE!!! what a rotten hubby!
2007-08-06 10:29:54 · answer #10 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋