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Already got my wings.... listening to Tom Petty free falling and right after that Pink Floyd's learning to fly....

2007-08-06 09:04:33 · 24 answers · asked by Socratic Pig 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Good one skalite.

Me, I'm hoping for the return of Jesus. I like pork. Even if I didn't I'd still hope for Jesus.

2007-08-06 09:13:21 · answer #1 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 2 0

Pigs taking flight.. I'm still waiting for proof that Jesus ever really existed in the first place, much less returning.

Tom Petty and Pink Floyd?? now yer talkin!!

2007-08-06 09:14:20 · answer #2 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2 0

See, this is a true dilemma for me, because I think Jesus has already returned . . . several times . . . and I agree, I do believe pigs have been transported via flying aircraft. Because I can only prove one of the above, my money is on the pigs.

Oy (or should that be oink?).

How 'bout some Godsmack and Tool on that rounder?

2007-08-06 09:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by Shihan 5 · 1 0

Jesus has raised the subject with me several times. His money is on the pigs. He says Christians ain't anywhere near to being ready yet.

I mean, come on people. "Love Ye One Another." How effing HARD A CONCEPT IS THAT?

2007-08-06 09:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Man, with genetic research going the way it is, pigs will have wings real soon!!!! The christians will attempt to reveal this as evidence of the revelation, end of days, and build bunkers to hide in and turn into Morlocks over time. WOW, we could really be onto something !!!!!!

2007-08-06 09:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by Zappster (Deep Thunker) 6 · 4 0

I believe they have already had a pig on a plane so I would say a pig taking flight.

2007-08-06 09:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by Indiana Raven 6 · 4 0

If I were a betting man (which I am) I think I would watch out for pig poop from the sky before I started polishing my harp for the Rapture.

2007-08-06 09:09:29 · answer #7 · answered by Jabberwock 5 · 3 0

How do you explain Acts 1:9-11?

2016-05-19 23:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

No offense, really, but I think Jesus will come back, before humans have recipe for pig wings.
No human wants that much poop landing on their car.

2007-08-06 16:16:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pigs will fly

2007-08-06 09:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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