Why can't evolutionists/atheists handle my logic?

Question

Poor athilutionists. They can't see God.
Whenever I ask a question all the atheists do is attack my views on the basis of logic. They never attack me personally and don't ridicule me, the way I ridicule other people. They attack my views instead of my personality because they cannot handle the truth.

My logic is always perfect because I only use circular logic. The circle is the perfect shape, according to God. Also, only God can draw a perfect circle because pi is irrational on earth, but pi = 3 in heaven (check your Bible).

Also, any circular argument is by definition valid. Go look it up if you don't believe me. You might say that's just a technicality and that my arguments are bad because they're unsound, but you don't understand how God's logic works.

My arguments don't need to be sound. God is light and light must be experienced with vision, not sound. So a sound argument is unnecessary to see God.

What say you about that, athilutionistarianist?

Answer 1

This has to be the finest piece of writing I've ever seen in this forum.

Answer 2

If you would like to use logic in a debate let me know. I can prove to you that your precious father figure is nothing more then an astronomical story in a logic based world. He is, and always will be, an astrological reference. Most of the bible is an astrological reference.

So, if you want to talk about irrationality please let me know.

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No, this isn't an attack your your so called "logic." It's about REAL events that happened in world HISTORY.

Answer 3

This is very entertaining. It is too bad when either side of this debate lowers themselves to personal insults.

Logic is a very good tool, however, it's only foolproof when involving things that are known to be true. God is bigger than what we know to be true, and therefore the use of logic falls short in many (though not all) religious matters. Logical?

It's much better for Christians to admit that they don't know what they simply can't know. Might be a help for evolutionists as well.

edit. Looks like some people can't handle MY logic!

Answer 4

logic based on assumptions is a fallacy.

lol, you will soon disappear up your own ****.

but i'm sure god will still find you.

pi=3 in heaven and fairies wear boots.
why did the bible not mention pi was an infinite number?

Answer 5

[A swift round of applause, followed by a woman falling from a balcony as a result of a highly alcoholic blood content] We salute you in your irony, and in your ascendancy with regards logical reasoning. Well done!

Answer 6

Enough sarcasm. Try researching instead of asking random people at Yahoo:answers. You will find the many Christian articles, apologetics, and arguments that not everyone, especially not you, cares to research.
The pi argument has been brought up thousands of times, and apologtists have already answered it. Try tektonics.org - JPH may ridicule people, which I disapprove of, but he also systematically answers ALL objections people have about the Bible, except the onese not in his field of knowledge.
That old pi argument, is ridiculous. Obviously, the author was estimating - or do you think that all people should write 3.14, ect, ect, on forever, everytime they want to show pi? Just because we modern people typically round to two decimal places does not mean they did. Or do you not care about reading things in contexts? Doesn't pi round to 3?
If you have specific objections, ask them to Christian apologetists who use sound arguments. So enough sarcasm, and do some research. Like go check out the whole websites JPH has where he goes through every book of the Bible, answering sometimes-idiotic objections from skeptics.

Answer 7

I agree with you totally, atheists can't handle such twisted logic.

Answer 8

Let me attack you personally.....

You stink of garlic logic

Answer 9

That's a cute way to discredit a Christian "Thinker"..

I can't believe I used those two terms in the same sentence......

Answer 10

Fresh out of the system I see... Still working on that spelling and grammar? Don't worry, it'll clear up as the last few oversimplified thoughts of god disappear