I discovered secret hamster burial grounds in my back yard..
2007-08-06 08:38:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Rodents
where is is the tusk located ? front or back of the animal ?
usually the ones with the tusk stuck up their a*ss are worth more...
we can sell them for a fortune... I want 50% of the profits...
2007-08-06 08:43:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't touch anything. Haven't you seen Evil dead, Zombie flesh eaters etc. It always starts of with some loon trying to make a buck by interfering with ancient burial grounds. This could be very serious, mess with this and the next thing you have little hammies stomping around on two legs with their front paws extended out front wanting fill their little pouches with your brain. You need to exorcise the burial ground with a hamster pope in an exorcise wheel.
2007-08-06 16:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Holy S++T!! Those burial grounds were supposed to be hidden from mankind for trillions of years!!! You are in big trouble with the head hamster, dude. I'd run for it if I were you!!
2007-08-06 15:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Two fluffin per ounce is what the market closed at today. But I have some insider information that the price will rise to almost 3 fluffin per ounce by the end of the week...so hold out on any offers!
2007-08-06 16:42:11 · answer #4 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stooge you damn well know dealing with hamster tusk is verboten, unless its petrified hamster ivory. When I was your age my grandpa took us to a hamster safari in the Serengeti of Wumba tuum and I was allowed to carry his favorite rifle
a Marlin's Model 336 with 35 Rem you could shoot a hamster
from 2000 ft, because them critters are dangerous as a pissed off bobcat in heat.
and here is a picture of Uncle Walter but he is huntin' small bears.
http://www.topguntreks.com/Brown_Bears.html
you spelled rodent-suicide wrong
2007-08-06 16:18:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am just going to wait for a pet cemetary moment.
Maybe all those Hamster will come after you for filling up the rodent board with useless questions.
2007-08-06 20:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by PetWoman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeez!!
Looks like Stoogie has discovered another King Solomon's mines!!
Where Allan Quartermain?
He'd dug everything up for you and you will get approximately, 300 Quartermain for those goldie!!
Be prepared for another repeat of the evil dead though.....
Just get a machine saw ready.......your fist might go with it!
2007-08-06 19:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by Freeman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hamsters are bought as pets to teach children about mortality.
2007-08-07 00:26:27 · answer #8 · answered by Duncan w ™ ® 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the jungle we sing song "Rag U Boodhi"
You come visit soon...bring salt.
2007-08-06 15:46:37 · answer #9 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not sure.
We could kill you and find the rate for human meat? :)
2007-08-06 16:31:12 · answer #10 · answered by ratlover_littlemonster 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋