A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were
spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and
began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife
asked,
"Ewwww---what's wrong with your feet? "Your toes look all mangled and
weird. Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had Tolio as a child, " he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued
undressing. When the groom took off is pants, his bride once again
wrinkled up her nose.
"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and
deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles, "he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing
continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess.....Small Cox?"
2007-08-06 08:36:57 · 15 answers · asked by wdh25 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i like it..............
2007-08-06 08:39:49 · answer #1 · answered by surfergirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"adjustments" is a song via skill of David Bowie, initially released on the album Hunky Dory in December 1971 and as a single in January 1972. inspite of lacking the surely 40, "adjustments" grew to alter into one in each and every of Bowie's suited-user-friendly songs. The lyrics are many circumstances considered as a manifesto for his chameleonic character, sexual ambiguity, and widespread reinventions of his musical type for the duration of the Nineteen Seventies.
2016-10-14 04:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes this is an oldie but it is a goodie. Made me laugh again.
2007-08-06 08:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by Motherof2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-08-06 08:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jon C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-08-06 09:04:12 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Jonas Lover 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-08-06 08:39:42 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie!!!
2007-08-06 08:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Any good jokes for a malformed vagina??
2007-08-06 08:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i havent heard it and its really good!!
2007-08-06 09:31:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny.
2007-08-06 08:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by endless mike 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeewwwwwww............. thats terrible
but pretty funny
2007-08-06 08:39:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋