The 3 engineers:
3 automotive engineers take a restroom break during a conference.
The first engineer washes his hands thoroughly using lots of soap and hot water, then meticulously dries them using tons of paper towels. As he finishes he makes a smug remark to the other engineers “At Ford we are very thorough”
The second engineer washes his hands quickly, turning off the water while he lather’s then rinsing quickly. He thoroughly dries his hands using every square inch of one small paper towel. He smugly declares “At Chevrolet we are through AND Efficient.”
The third engineer walks right past them without washing his hands, as he exits the restroom he looks back with a smug comment “At Honda we don’t piss on our hands”
2007-08-06 07:05:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why are they lawyers? Why are they engineers? Cute story, but I was expecting their respective professions, or at least the sterotypes of those proffessions, to come into play.
2016-05-19 22:39:16 · answer #1 · answered by lan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! but still...the lesson of the story is: wash ur hands.
2007-08-06 07:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by wiseonekms 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very hilarious! you're a good comedian!! gotta give it to u. I agree with the girl above too. STUPID HUMANS!!! lol.
2007-08-06 07:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by d8jk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing ...omg that was hilarious i give u 10/10 and a star ...
2007-08-06 07:11:38 · answer #4 · answered by TRINI GIRL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No WONDER my Mazda always smells so bad!
2007-08-06 11:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS WORTH A SNAP AND A STAR''
2007-08-06 07:41:41 · answer #6 · answered by kay kay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just so f-ing funny!!!!!!
lol, I mean, LOL!!!
2007-08-06 07:16:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh! I love it! I have a Honda!
~Candice~
2007-08-06 08:08:41 · answer #8 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha HAHAHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHA AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA
2007-08-06 07:20:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! star for you **
2007-08-06 07:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by ¤Elva¤ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋