On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into
a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, the chicken searched and
searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off
with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save
his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he
managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the
horse!
2007-08-06 05:49:34 · 13 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to
the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when
he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals..
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the
horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
hang-down thing and he would then lift him out of the
pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him
up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a
moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
Harley To Pick Up Chicks".
2007-08-06 05:49:52 · update #1
lol
2007-08-06 05:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by Bob B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to tell all my Harley riding friends this joke.
2016-05-19 22:09:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha made me chuckle. I never heard that before!
2007-08-06 05:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice moral and joke
i actually laughed....I've never heard the joke but it was good!!!!!
2007-08-06 06:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rock on chica
2007-08-06 06:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by Kris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny a star for you
2007-08-06 06:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehh, not bad but not great. At least it was new
2007-08-06 06:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by creillyrun2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-08-06 05:58:40 · answer #8 · answered by Tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2007-08-06 05:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooookay
2007-08-06 05:55:14 · answer #10 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Love it!
2007-08-06 05:53:20 · answer #11 · answered by Mom of two angels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋