2007-08-06 05:49:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If Chuck Norris could ever go back in time and fight Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win, no questions.
2007-08-06 05:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
norris: I can not for the "likes" of me figure out why this type of question is placed in the YA religion & spirituality section for. BUT; in all fairness to you. Chuck Norris has become a Christian and this will justify your question, to which I do not have an adequate answer for.
2007-08-06 12:54:12 · answer #2 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris can kick himself? woah.
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2007-08-06 12:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Quailman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One day, I figured out the meaning of life, and chuck norris round house kicked me so fast, I forgot it.
2007-08-06 12:52:09 · answer #4 · answered by Stevo 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Probably, I thought you already knew everything about Chuck Norris? I think you spend more time studying the mormon church but thats a great thing.
2007-08-06 13:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by NatNat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but he never cries.
2007-08-06 12:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by johnusmaximus1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are persistent rumors that's how the universe began. Talk about the "Big Bang" theory!
2007-08-06 12:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mere humans aren't meant to answer such questions.
2007-08-06 12:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
YES, AFTER HE DRANK THE BEVERAGE WE NOW KNOW AS "RED-BULL"....(Chukie's Pee)
HE CAN DO ALL THINGS!
2007-08-06 12:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by Call me-C-4-Curious- 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋