The Fisherman's Wife?

Question

One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Answer 1

fantastic
!!!
it is worth a star and it is worth another joke tooo!!!!!

like this one?

Keeping In Under The Kilt

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt.

A couple of weeks before, his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt. He took the material to the tailor and said, "I'd like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!"

So the tailor took the material and promised to call the young lad when the order was completed.

A few days later, the tailor called the lad back to the shop. "Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and here's five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it."

So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase.

Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear.

When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "well, what'd ye think?"

"Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed.

"Aye, and if ye like it, ye'll really like what's underneath," he stated as he lifted his kilt to show here.

;Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly.

Still not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on he exclaimed quite proudly, "aye, and if ye like it, I've got five more yards of it at home

Answer 2

You gotta watch those gals who can come back quick. Like this one:
Wife tells her husband she's going shopping for a new bra.
He says, "Why do you need a new bra, you don't have anything to put in it.?"
She says, "You wear shorts, don't you?"
Here's another star. Have a great day.

Answer 3

I am glad I read your post. That was really good. Did you know that women have a faster reaction time than men and because of this would make better fighter pilots?

Answer 4

Star number 20 was sent by me.

That was a good joke.

Answer 5

LOL

go books!

yay for intelligence!

lol.

i like reading too,

i have never once been given a good book to read in school(and im almost done with high school).
kids think reading is lame, but theyve never read any good books

or maybe their just gay

lol

Answer 6

Brought a smile to my face. Enjoy your star!

Answer 7

Hehe ye good 1.

Answer 8

that's a nice one Jim, thank you, Did you know I'm always reading something

Answer 9

Very good. I love reading ;-)

Answer 10

Good one... Star for you.