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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

2007-08-06 03:02:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

i had heard this joke from a person i work with. even then i still think it is very funny. thanks for sharing and bringing me a laugh on this tough monday of mine.

2007-08-06 09:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a million/2 -actual !!! this is common to fall in love yet to stay in love is extremely particular. there is one 2nd in life once you're with somebody. And experience like the international has stopped and your life looks suitable, be certain you never lose that individual ...... is this genuine love ?????

2016-12-11 11:43:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can't wait to try on those headphones. Do I get to make motorboat sounds while listening?

2007-08-06 03:30:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

but theres only one button to press n twiddle - rather just have an I-pod without the 'nagging attachment'

2007-08-06 03:10:34 · answer #4 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 1 0

I would be willing to lay my ears on them and listen.
I bet those zepplins would rock.

2007-08-06 03:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0 0

WOW that is sooooo sexist. Why must men always talk about women's chest instead of thier other features like thier eyes or other great things.

2007-08-06 03:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by MzActr3zz 3 · 0 3

SO when are you getting yours JONSEY,i want to lay my head on your chest and listen to a DETROIT TIGERS baseball game ,ha,ha,ha, walt,,,,,

2007-08-06 03:33:41 · answer #7 · answered by WALTER F 3 · 0 0

I posted this joke first, like 2 months ago. Found it online, and added the costs in dollars line ($499-$699). Thanks for copying.

Kool. It takes 2 months to cross the ocean.

2007-08-06 03:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

what a joke

2007-08-06 03:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

tittilating subject.

how do you turn it up.

2007-08-07 03:58:07 · answer #10 · answered by david hickman 1 · 0 0

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