A blind man with his guide dog walked into a bar.
The blind man picked up the dog and swung it around and around
over his head.
The bartender runs up and asks, "Man, What the heck are you
doing?"
The blind man replies,"Just looking around."
2007-08-06 01:30:49 · 17 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol oh my god i wasn't expecting that! freakin funny! here is another joke for ya:
An Italian man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for
the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two
weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank
would need some form of security for the loan. The Italian man handed over
the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He
produced the title and everything checked out.
The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The
bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian
man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
interest, which came to $15.41.
The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000 dollars???"
The Italian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?'"
2007-08-06 09:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Paige 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2007-08-06 11:22:20 · answer #2 · answered by David C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So silly, but so funny. Thanx for the chuckle
:) xx
2007-08-06 12:22:26 · answer #3 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes are excellent. really liked that one. Have a star.
2007-08-06 08:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-06 08:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by Casually Blonde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwww, poor dog! LOL!
2007-08-06 08:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH i burst out laughing at that
2007-08-06 08:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by Candie-eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he classic
2007-08-06 08:34:28 · answer #8 · answered by hmmm.......... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-06 09:42:29 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-08-06 10:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by IDKthat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋