A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention the condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
2007-08-06 00:47:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So, KAZAM, she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM, she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
2007-08-06 00:48:07 · update #1
Thank you for the funny this morning!
It was much needed.
*Guilty of not listening and reading to the end. :-)
2007-08-06 00:53:07 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs.M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!! Thoroughly enjoyed it, however the last time I saw this joke the man had a heart attack ten times more powerful than the woman. I suppose it depends upon which sex is sending the email!!
2007-08-06 00:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by witchnanny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Salam
2007-08-06 17:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-08-06 00:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by Beau R 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this joke before, well the first half anyway, and i've never heard someone play it out it like you did!!!!
it was really clever!!!!
i am guilty of falling for your trick!!!!!
cheers!!!
2007-08-06 00:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol thats a good one and yea i kept reading so i guess your right
2007-08-06 00:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by NA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...lol
Women never listen,
2007-08-06 07:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by Nourhan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*clapping my hands*
How can something be so offensive, and yet, so hilarious at the same time?
2007-08-06 19:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by Nika 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe, I had to at this little skit out once, it's hilarious.
2007-08-06 00:50:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHa. I enjoyed that.
2007-08-06 00:51:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋