A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''
2007-08-06 00:33:06 · 12 answers · asked by Devil 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard that one before but it still make's me laugh
2007-08-06 00:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johney is a classic man
2007-08-14 06:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by magashioda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive read this joke before but heres a star!!
2007-08-06 07:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by SeaN CHRISTIAN H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yes. I've heard this one before and I find it really funny. So, here's a star for you. Keep them coming...
2007-08-13 11:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-06 07:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha naughty johnny.
2007-08-14 07:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by neelisu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao have a star
2007-08-13 11:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked ur thinking:-)
take a star.
2007-08-06 07:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-08-13 18:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, it never gets old
2007-08-12 12:01:30 · answer #10 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋