Whilst watching TV in bed one night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.
He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach,
and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time his wife was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why did you stop, darling?" She asked.
"I found the remote!" He whispered
2007-08-05 21:43:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha
2007-08-05 21:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah afew, like erm am i able to get some fries with that shake? am i able to have a percentof u.s. i'm able to tutor santa wot i prefer 4 yule? your place or mine i had all of them and that they so dont make me prefer there huge sort lol. the funniest time this guy got here up and reported, 'if i cud rewrite the alphabet identity positioned U and that i at the same time'. so i reported' somewhat? identity positioned F and U at the same time, get my ingredient?
2016-10-19 09:35:41 · answer #2 · answered by nelems 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-08-06 00:32:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL!!!!!!! - Contol of the 'dibby' is essential in any relationship
2007-08-05 21:49:25 · answer #4 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-08-05 23:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.... haha... not detailed enough and long enough for imagination to be really clear .
2007-08-05 21:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-05 21:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very good
2007-08-05 23:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha...that's a classic
2007-08-05 23:29:29 · answer #9 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaaha
2007-08-05 21:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋