I always wondered what the "BIBLE" stood for and now i know:
Biased Idiotic Bullcrap Lasting Everafter
2007-08-05 19:46:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hmmm......aren't you clever....?
2007-08-05 19:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by Native Spirit 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny--usually the Atheists on this post have at least as much knowledge about the Bible. "Bible" is actually derived from the Latin word for "Book." It is in no way an acronym, and if it was it would be in Greek or Latin.
Is this the best you got? You're disappointing me tonight, dude. Usually you can at least come up with some scripture passage to take out of context or something. This is sad even for you!
2007-08-06 02:59:07 · answer #2 · answered by SDW 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The actual meaning of "Bible" is "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth!"
If you do not want anything to do with the Bible then never mind your comments. God is a loving God and does not want anyone to perish. He created us to be like HIm, and in the beginning the first people were. However He created them with free will and when they disobeyed that was when sin entered in and people then start doing their own thing which is against God.So the Holy Spirit of God had men write the Bible so we have examples of how to live. However unless you ask the Lord to help you to understand it you will not understand it, because unless you are born again of the Spirit of God, which means believe in Jesus and ask Him into your life, peoples cannot understand it. I will end with this.
Christianity is the only life style that gets attacked and bad mouthed by people, because thats exactly what the devil wants. He does not want people to follow Jesus as Jesus has taken care of him and so he tells people lies and deceives them into thinking it is fictional, and that is so Wrong!!!
2007-08-06 03:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by elptl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are an authority on this? Have you read the bible? I say not. One thing that will last forever for you is an eternity in Hell. Better hurry and read it for yourself, find out how to stay out of hell, you are not promised another moment.
2007-08-06 03:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
JOIN IN WITH THOSE
Who when they saw Jesus heal the sick, they said Jesus healed by the power of Satan. In the face of love and miracles they hated Jesus.
You are no different. If Jesus appeared to you right now, in a blinding light you would still not believe. Your heart is hardened. You would hate Jesus if he saved your best friend.
2007-08-06 02:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
now now...insulting someones (well indeed a vast majority of a peoples) religion is pretty low. if you don't believe in it then leave it alone and get on with your life peacefully.
note: the bible has interesting bits...even to non-Christians
2007-08-06 02:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by tropicalorange 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are open to your own opinion, but it really means "Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth."
2007-08-06 02:56:39 · answer #7 · answered by pippenintheshire 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it could mean -- Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
2007-08-06 02:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by Seth B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The BIBLE
Yes thats the book for me
I stand alone on the word of God
The B I B L E
2007-08-06 02:49:35 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 9⤊ 3⤋
Well if I were you, I wouldn't let my next of kin bury me in a sweater. It's gonna be hot where you're headed Bro.
2007-08-06 02:59:45 · answer #10 · answered by Brian V 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Come on.... dont be a slanderer..... be a nice person, because Jesus loves u so much.
2007-08-06 02:56:27 · answer #11 · answered by Si semut 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋