Atom Bomb: An invention made to destroy all inventions.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
2007-08-05 19:41:50 · 8 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star it too if u like it :-)
2007-08-05 19:42:29 · update #1
thats funny, and so true!!!
2007-08-05 19:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
boats are unmarried or double engine vessels convey now not extra then one ton. ships are vessels convey passengers and load and journey lengthy distances liners are the hobbies vessels sporting shipment simplest over the equal path.
2016-09-05 08:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by cassey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, I laughed out loud with a lot of these. Can I have permission to send it out and about? Did you make these up? I've never seen them before.
2007-08-05 19:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by Wickwire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes - these were good ones. You got a star.
2007-08-05 21:32:57 · answer #4 · answered by Traveller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats so cute. Did u come up with it? =) u get a star
2007-08-05 19:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by Julia♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahah that was joke
2007-08-05 21:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one:-)
2007-08-06 00:56:59 · answer #7 · answered by krishna k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yey...cool..here's a star! more definitions please! LOL
2007-08-05 20:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♫HiKaRu_ShiDoU♫♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋